Friday, April 24, 2020

Friday Funny


Knock knock.

Who's there?

A muse. 

Amuse who?

Guess we're writing comedy again today. 

Friday, April 10, 2020

Friday Funny


A writer comes home to a burned down house. His slightly-singed wife is standing outside. “What happened, honey?” the man asks.

“Oh, John, it was terrible,” she weeps. “I was cooking, the phone rang. It was your agent. Because I was on the phone, I didn’t notice the stove was on fire. It went up in a second. Everything is gone. I nearly didn’t make it out of the house. Poor Fluffy is–”

“Wait, wait. Back up,” the man says. “My agent called?”

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